Courtesy of Cracked.com, and includes such greats as Messy Marv:

There’s really no good way to spin this. If you’re so messy that it can be considered your defining characteristic, is that really something to brag about? And if you’re really committed to the whole alliteration thing, and using the awful name Marv as an anchor, can’t you think of some better M words? Marvelous Marv? Masta’ Marv? Magnificent Marv? You could even be hard and go with Murda Marv. Hell, be funny and use Starvin Marvin. Anything is better than what you’ve got now.

Read the hilarious list here.

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Courtesy of Guanabee:

Election day is less than 24 hours away and this Halloween weekend, we ran into two different election posters that seek to get your vote by dressing the candidates up in a different skin color. The first, sent to us by a reader and designed by Tor Myhren a Creative Director at Grey Advertising in New York, asks you to imagine what the issues would be if Obama were white and John McCain were black.

Read the rest here.

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The worst rapper in history is back with “Señor Morales”. Does he even know the lyrics to his own crap? The lip-syncing is just awful. And look at those graphics! Anyway, check out the rest of his videos at his personal YouTube site here. Don’t forget such classics as Why Must I Cry and I Need An Asian Girl.

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