Who is Vince Offer?

From the ShamWow to the Slap Chop, Vince Offer is a one-of-a-kind spokesperson. Heck, this guy could convince me of buying crack cocaine. But who this marfan-looking enigma? From Wikipedia:

In 1999 Offer released the Underground Comedy Movie to scathing and extremely negative reviews. Lawrence Van Gelder of the New York Times described the movie as “a series of sketches built around subjects like masturbation, defecation, alienation, urination, necrophilia, voyeurism, casual brutality and mockery of the unfortunate.” He added that Offer “makes the common mistake of equating the recognition of comic potential for comedy itself. For the successful, talent bridges the gap, but here it is absent.” DVDs of the film were marketed via television infomercial.

Read his (very brief) biography here. And if you haven’t seen either infomercial before, check them out below.

Slap Chop:

ShamWow:

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